Anders and Bram were in the bathtub tonight and David needed to use the toilet. Yes, we have two kids and still one bathroom. David finished on the toilet and started to walk out of the bathroom. I hear Anders say, "I smell something!" David responds, "I just pooped." Silence. And then uncontrollable laughter from me.
We changed the sheets on our bed tonight and as Anders climbed up to get dressed in his pajamas he explains, "The white sheet is gross." He then proceeded to try to climb onto my bed without touching the white sheet at all. That kid!