Bram: "When I am a daddy I am going to fight the bad guys!" (He is play fighting in the air)
Me: "Does daddy fight bad guys?"
Anders: "Aiden's a bad guy. Daddy fights him."
I shook my head no. He responds: "Saiden is a bad guy. Daddy fights him?"
I explained that we fight him by being good.
Anders: "You're good every day mom. Except for that one day when you
didn't get enough sleep. Satan was telling you to wake up."
Me, laughing, "Actually he was telling me to be angry because he doesn't
want us to have happy families. Like how he tells you to make your
brother scream some more, because he doesn't want us to be happy."